snarfologist

One who studies the patterns of random snarfers.

(snarfer is a man who goes around sniffing the seats of womens bicycles)

According to local snarfologist, snarfing happens primarily in the afternoon in the park. It is believed that many women bicyclists ride in the park then needing the loo, leave their bikes unattended. Snarfers have been photographed there and seem to be drawn to black seats the glisten with vaginal perspiration.

by antie nae September 27, 2011

snarfologist

Seat sniffing: A banal, but deeply seated appeal.

Person #1: Is that guy sniffing those seats?
Person #2: Yep. What a loser snarfologist.

by nolongerhuman November 16, 2011

Starcologist

1. A person who studies starcology.

2. A person who ships Starco couple.

3. A person who supports the couple of Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz.

If you are a Starco shipper, then you are starcologist.

by CJ Lou, The Starcologist November 17, 2019

Swurfologist

One who has mastered and perfected the art of swurf. This dedicated individual can swurf on anybody at any given time and without reasonable cause.

I would try to fuck with P.Rhymes but he is a Swurfologist, so I'mma just fall back because my swurf ain't up there with his.

by Parallel Rhymes May 16, 2009

Smartologist

Someone who considers themselves really smart and always says “wise” sentences and / or correct people even though he/ she knows he is not that smart

Man 1: do the dishes
Man 2: u mean wash them?
Man 1: u r smartologist

by noyza July 29, 2019

Swerfologist

One who has mastered and perfected the art of swerf. This dedicated individual can swerf on anybody at any given time and without reasonable cause.

I would try to fuck with P.Rhymes but he is a Swerfologist, so I'mma just fall back because my swerf ain't up there with his.

by Parallel Rhymes May 16, 2009