snegal 

sneaky but legal

The Mayor's attempt to remove the homestead tax credit was technically legal but involved deception. It was a snegal action attempt to raise revenues without alerting the people to his actions.

snegal by Puchin October 8, 2011

snegal 

sneaky but legal

The scheme to avoid detection should have been prosecutable but it wasn't because it was snegal.

snegal by Puchin November 22, 2011

The Stegall Disclaimer

Clause.

Codicil used by males prior to engaging in vaginal/anal intercourse with sorostitutes. This clause is directly used to relieve any and/or all future hopes of aforementioned guttersluts from pressuring said individual into relationships. Further, the male in said situation is absolved from all guilt stemming from palpation of the vaginal canal and/or anus on any given sexual encounter. Upon acceptance of the agreement, the sorostitute has no grounds to bitch or carp about the male’s absence of interest in her personally as well as sexually post copulation. The function of the agreement replaces the antiquated phrase “sex does not constitute a relationship” that is typically used in one’s defense after coitus. It is important to note that most experts agree that had the Stegall Disclaimer been instituted in our fathers’ time most bullshit that almost all of us have had to deal with at one time or another could have been avoided.

NOTE: The most integral and ingenuous part of the disclaimer is that it dispels the myth that the vast majority of women believe that they are “special” and “different” from all other “pieces of ass.” In addition, the application of this verbal contract vindicates a fundamental part of the male’s relationship slant – women are stupid and think that they can change men, but they are incorrect. It is important to remember that the use of the disclaimer MUST be clearly in place before the first penetrating act. Serious consequences will result if the methodology is applied AFTER “rearranging her guts.”

The Disclaimer was first implanted in the fall of 2003 and has since achieved overwhelmingly positive results. To the knowledge of all pundits of the clause, the disclaimer’s veil has not been pierced since inception.

*The Stegall Disclaimer does not protect against HIV or other sexually transmitted diseases.

Amy: “He’s such a fucking dick for screwing me and not calling this week.”
Pam: “But you said that he gave you the Stegall Disclaimer.”
Amy: “I know but…well…fuck.”

Zach: “You can’t just raw-dog your soldier through some chick and not take her out later.”
Ryan: “You are uninformed, my friend. I gave her the ‘ol Stegall Disclaimer.”
Zach: “You are a goddamned genius.”

The Stegall Disclaimer by William Faulknerite April 12, 2009

Snehal 

A beautiful girl with a personality to match. You can always trust her with anything, she will never judge you for who you are. Owns an unbelievably huge heart and is never afraid to let you know how caring she can be. Although, she is the biggest fluff ball ever, she is not afraid to scold you when necessary.

Snehal: "I love bananas!"
Anna: "Bananas love Snehal!"

Snehal by Moonliiight April 12, 2020

Smegaladon

An enormous amount of smegma so big that it takes the form of a Megaladon

Anyone got a rag? I think I got a damn Smegaladon down there.

Smegaladon by CodeNameBingo November 23, 2018

Segalman 

A sexual position involving a male and a female in the 69 position. The female engages in oral sex while the male just peers into the pussy.

"Damn that girl is fine, I want to Segalman that ho!"

"My girlfriend and I had a crazy night, we Segalmanned for hours"

"I just walked in on my roommate and some slut Segalmanning, what a bro!"

Segalman by Lord Squidowitz May 10, 2011

Snehal 

A great and loving person, she is the best person ever, and she loves dogs

I want to be snehal

Snehal is the best person ever

Snehal by Sofia12333456666 June 3, 2020