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sneezeshit by Lefty Malone December 6, 2018
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Sneezestipated
You know that feeling when you really have to sneeze but it just won't come? Well now it has a word. Sneezestipation is a problem experienced by millions, lets spread the word. Literally...the word.
Pepe: What's wrong?
Sneezestipated Pepe: Ah...ah...ah....
Sneezestipated Pepe: Damn it I can't sneeze! I've been so sneezestipated lately.
Pepe: Aw that sucks!
Sneezestipated Pepe: Ah...ah...ah....
Sneezestipated Pepe: Damn it I can't sneeze! I've been so sneezestipated lately.
Pepe: Aw that sucks!
Sneezestipated by mugglesarentreal February 2, 2016
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Sneezechin
A skin condition whereby the chin is covered in large pimples and spots due to a bad cold, and consequently excessive sneezing.
"Check out blondie over there, she's hot!"
"Nah mate, she's got a bad case of sneezechin. That's rank"
"Nah mate, she's got a bad case of sneezechin. That's rank"
Sneezechin by dizzleshnizzle April 14, 2009
Sneezebaiting
My nose decided to sneezebait me again.
It's so embarrassing to experience sneezebaiting when you're in public.
It's so embarrassing to experience sneezebaiting when you're in public.
Sneezebaiting by snailpale September 5, 2023
Sneezestipated
Sneezestipated by gf of creator March 3, 2015
SneezeShaming
Guy 1: *Satisfying loud sneeze*
Guy 2: ew dude why are you sneezing so loudly we're in a pandemic
Guy 3: Ey man stop it with the SneezeShaming!
Guy 2: ew dude why are you sneezing so loudly we're in a pandemic
Guy 3: Ey man stop it with the SneezeShaming!
SneezeShaming by MacaroniLover69 June 21, 2021
Sneezeshart
The unholy act of sneezing so violently that you accidentally poop a little. Often the result of a trapped sneeze that builds pressure like a shaken soda can — and your butt ends up being the weak point.
"I tried to hold in the sneeze, but when it finally exploded, I sneezesharted so hard I had to change pants."
Sneezeshart by Jeremy_Thomas July 4, 2025
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