sneezeshit

When you sneeze and then shit yourself.

Dude 1 "Ahhchue..." Dude 2 "Hey, brah you smell like you just sneezeshit yourself."

by Lefty Malone December 6, 2018

Sneezestipated

You know that feeling when you really have to sneeze but it just won't come? Well now it has a word. Sneezestipation is a problem experienced by millions, lets spread the word. Literally...the word.

Pepe: What's wrong?
Sneezestipated Pepe: Ah...ah...ah....
Sneezestipated Pepe: Damn it I can't sneeze! I've been so sneezestipated lately.
Pepe: Aw that sucks!

by mugglesarentreal February 2, 2016

Sneezechin

A skin condition whereby the chin is covered in large pimples and spots due to a bad cold, and consequently excessive sneezing.

"Check out blondie over there, she's hot!"
"Nah mate, she's got a bad case of sneezechin. That's rank"

by dizzleshnizzle April 14, 2009

Sneezebaiting

The feeling when you are about to sneeze, but the moment it's supposed to happen, it disappears.

My nose decided to sneezebait me again.

It's so embarrassing to experience sneezebaiting when you're in public.

by snailpale September 5, 2023

Sneezestipated

That feeling when you have to sneeze but can't get yourself to sneeze so you're just waiting.

Ali was making a weird face because she was sneezestipated and kept trying to sneeze.

by gf of creator March 3, 2015

SneezeShaming

When a person gets shame'd on because they sneezed.

Guy 1: *Satisfying loud sneeze*
Guy 2: ew dude why are you sneezing so loudly we're in a pandemic
Guy 3: Ey man stop it with the SneezeShaming!

by MacaroniLover69 June 21, 2021

Sneezeshart

The unholy act of sneezing so violently that you accidentally poop a little. Often the result of a trapped sneeze that builds pressure like a shaken soda can — and your butt ends up being the weak point.

"I tried to hold in the sneeze, but when it finally exploded, I sneezesharted so hard I had to change pants."

by Jeremy_Thomas July 4, 2025