sneetchy

(noun)
Hole in which one can fap off to or skeet in(could be number one or two)

1.Damn, my woman be havin her cycle. I'm not goin anywhere near dat sneetchy, but dat other sneetchy be good.

2. But your sister shaves her sneetchy! *fap fap fap*

by NerdPope October 23, 2007

Star Belly Sneetche

Some one who thinks they are more entitled and better then someone else
(Comes from the doctor sues book "The Sneetches")

Bro stop being a fucking Star Belly Sneetche

by Cuppy315 December 15, 2016

Sneetch

Of Dr. Seuss fame, a large yellow bird that may or may not have a blue star on it's belly.

Colloquially a person or thing that offends. Can also be an event that pisses you off.

"That no star Sneetch!"

"Dude! Your mom just got sent to Auschwitz!!!"
"Sneetch!"

"Ha ha! I replaced your shampoo with actual poo!"
"You fucking Sneetch!"

"We're gonna be late for the plane!"
"Sneetch!"

"Corrissa wrecked your car"
"That sneetch ass motherfucker!"

"Who's the Sneetch that ate all the popcorn?"

by Invisa-sneetch June 23, 2009

sneetch

A person who thinks that they are better than others because of a meaningless accesorry or slightly different appearance. Suessian.

That sneetch thinks they're hot snot on a silver platter but, they're really just cold boogers on a paper plate.

by Rollo Tomasi January 20, 2005

skeetchy

Variant of sketchy. Extreme sketchiness.

1. Deviating a great deal from what is ordinary, usual, or expected; notably strange or especially peculiar.

2. Remote; out-of-the-way.

1. The man in the shadows with the axe waiting near the docks was quite skeetchy.

2. We found the knife shop in a skeetchy corner of town.

by Lexico Publishing Group, LLC June 22, 2004

Sneetch

To gaze lasciviously in such an overtly creepy manner that the target of one's affections (usually decades younger than the lecher) can actually feel the lecher's eyes on her body. Extreme examples of sneetching may include the jingling of change or unnecessary references to San Francisco.

Dude... Sid was completely Sneetching on that blonde at Wawa. You could hear his change jingling clear across the aisle.

by TrainingMuppet August 14, 2009

Snetchy

Waaaaay too risky. Like seriously, it's so sketchy, you can't even call it sketchy anymore. Now it's snetchy.

"Eh, we shouldn't do that, I'm afraid that's too Snetchy."
"Far too snetchy. Let's wait instead."

by summonerAAAA November 15, 2017