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sneakapoke

the act of a man sneaking up on a female and poking them in the ass
that girl jus bent over, im going to sneakapoke
sneakapoke by goblins October 23, 2011
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sneakatoke 

A device for smoking marijuana. It is usually disguised as something other than a pipe, such as a baseball bat. It is also designed to put itself out after one hit. Hence the name One Hitters.
"The cops were walking around the town, so I had to use my sneakatoke so I wouldn't get busted
sneakatoke by LazerPhreak October 28, 2007

Sneakatoke 

As Described by Professor Toke (Professor Oaks way cooler Brother)

A rare Pokemon seen throughout the Northwestern United States. Sneakatoke sightings are few and far between due to the sneaky nature of the creature. Catching the sneakatoke is a difficult task because of its high defense and speed. One must wait until the Sneakatoke begins to toke and then throw the pokeball. While toking he is defenseless, I recommend everyone throw a pokeball at every sneakatoke sighting as they are a rare pokemon.

Sneakatoke is often seen smoking a one hitter or vaporizer in public or occasionally a joint, spliff or pipe.

Typically in urban or suburban areas, typically the male species is more common but female sneakatokes have been sighted numerous times.
Usually seen or smelled as they produce a very pleasant aroma, that is the sign of the Sneakatoke.
1.

BIlly - Whats that smell?
Charles - IDK BRAH,
Pokemon Trainer - WHOA! A WILD SNEAKATOKE!

*THROWS POKEBALL*
SNEAKATOKE - "OUCH YOU DUMBFUCK"
Pokemon Trainer - Caught him!

Aw that one was easy, only level 4.

2.
Sneakatoke - "SNEAKATOKE!!"
Sneakatoke by Professor Tokenup June 27, 2013

sneakanoknok 

A foolish or otherwise sneaky person that does anything they can to cheat or get what they want and ultimitly fails.
That sneakanoknok tried to take my girl.
sneakanoknok by J. Evans December 26, 2007

Sneakatote

A piece used for marijuana that looks like a cigarette. This is used in public areas where one will try to "sneak" a hit of marijuana without anyone noticing.
Nice sneakatote dude, you totally just pulled that off.
Sneakatote by Crazysev29 March 30, 2011
When one quietly defecates in a toilet adjacent to someone showering.
“Man, John didn’t see that steamy sneakapoo coming... but he sure did smell it!”
sneakapoo by Sweet_T99 July 9, 2018
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