sneak beat 

When you beat your dick while there are people around

Darren sneak beat when sleeping next to bj

sneak beat by The real almighty July 31, 2017

sneak-a-beat 

When you think your buddys gone so you try to get a quick beat off, but they suddenly bust in on you while your tryin to whack it and you try to act like your sleepin, like nothin was goin on.

I left the house only to return to catch bakers ass tryin to sneak-a-beat to some soft core porn on showtime.

sneak-a-beat by jimmy haynes March 1, 2009

Sneak-Beating, Sneak-beatin

Attempting to beat your meat and or jack off in a sneaky manner

Is he over there sneak-beatin?
Billy was in class his hand was moving up and down rapidly while he is wearing a hoodie and the hand is no were in sight, he is sneak-beating.Sneak-Beating, Sneak-beatin

Sneak-Beating, Sneak-beatin by TopDogg101 October 14, 2011

Sneakboat

One who secretly tells the bus driver to drop him off first from school for a selfish reason

Michael was called a sneakboat for telling the bus drive secretly that he would miss his doctors appointment if he was not dropped off first.

Sneakboat by verygasy89 September 7, 2010

sneakeat 

When your rotund coworker eats a large quantity of food that everyone else brought for themselves.

Dammit, where is my lunch. It's gone matt had to have sneakeat it.

sneakeat by Whathappenshappens October 12, 2021