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One who secretly tells the bus driver to drop him off first from school for a selfish reason
Michael was called a sneakboat for telling the bus drive secretly that he would miss his doctors appointment if he was not dropped off first.
Sneakboat by verygasy89 September 7, 2010
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sneakathon 

n. A marathon which the runner decides to run at the last minute and which is generally unannounced to his/her running mates.
John: Did you know Marty ran a marathon yesterday?
Pat: Marty is always running sneakathons.
sneakathon by THW March 14, 2009

Steamboat Jackson

An incredibly fat doobie, rolled densely with medicinal cannabis. A steamboat Jackson burns slowly and evenly throughout.
Bro, this steamboat jackson is gettin me roasted.

steamboat annie

Defecating in someone's bathtub.
"Dude, I totally dropped a deuce in Jerry's tub."
"Nice! The old Steamboat Annie!"
steamboat annie by Ebin Randolph December 31, 2008

Steamboat hot 

Term describing a girl who holds the standing of "hot" merely because she lives in Steamboat Springs, Colorado where women are scarce in population creating an artificially inflated demand for them. In any other major metropolitan area said girl would only merit an average at best.
Yeah, I mean she's Steamboat hot, but I could do much better in Denver this weekend.
Steamboat hot by RevelAndDance March 4, 2011

polish steamboat 

When you put vodka in your anus and then fart it out, releasing the brew as a vapor
my partner polish steamboated my face; the vapor left me quite intoxicated, and smelled like rotting meat
polish steamboat by bigpoppajew April 20, 2015

Fudge Tunnel Steamboat Captain 

One of the male homosexual persuasion, who is also a "top."
Hey Corey, check out that group of fudge tunnel steamboat captains going into Claire's.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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