A guy for whom the very act of talking to a girl is like being thrown into a pit of catnip. It gives them an infinite amount of giddy energy they have no idea what to do with and it bubbles out of them in the forms of stutters, physical tics (like bouncy legs and flexing fingers), permagrins, and the worst smalltalk physically possible.

"What is that guy's deal? He looks like he's about to take off into space and he just asked that girl if she likes sunny weather more than gingersnaps!?!"

"Yeah, I know, he's a total spazcat."

spazcat by CubistMonk October 19, 2013

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Snazmatronical

Something that is especially snazzy or special. Used to describe things when 'snazzy' just won't do. Other variations include 'Snazmic', 'Snaztastic' or 'Snazzerific'. Snazmatronical however, is reserved only for the truly spectacular.

"I see you are wearing some 9 inch platform shoes that spangle with the glitter of a thousand moons."

"You are correct."

"Might I say that they are rather snazmatronical!"

Snazmatronical by euphoriamism September 22, 2011

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snapcatfish

Someone who uses photo filters to significantly alter their appearance on their main dating site profile picture with the hopes of luring unsuspecting people into opening their profile.

Daaaamn...So my tinder date last night was a total snapcatfish. She used filters to make herself look so much younger on her main profile photo. Wish I could’ve thrown her back.

snapcatfish by Sharkbun February 16, 2019

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