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A guy for whom the very act of talking to a girl is like being thrown into a pit of catnip. It gives them an infinite amount of giddy energy they have no idea what to do with and it bubbles out of them in the forms of stutters, physical tics (like bouncy legs and flexing fingers), permagrins, and the worst smalltalk physically possible.
"What is that guy's deal? He looks like he's about to take off into space and he just asked that girl if she likes sunny weather more than gingersnaps!?!"

"Yeah, I know, he's a total spazcat."
spazcat by CubistMonk October 19, 2013
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Spazmatron 

noun. A spazmatron (spaz- maa- tron) is a person who is so unbeilvably retarded there is no word for them
Girl runs into a metal door
"what a fucking spazmatron"
Spazmatron by mr. moore November 5, 2007
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spacation 

A spa vacation you go on with your bayou sistas
my friends and I are from the swamps & bayous of Louisiana and went on a spa vacation to Arkansas and instead of spa vacation we'd cut it short and say spacation.
spacation by Bayou sista November 8, 2014

spazatazm 

to be crazy spazz and have a crazy moment
Emily: oh my god
jasmine: Jessica you
sienna: just had a spazatazm!
spazatazm by spastichuman July 17, 2019

Spamcation 

A high class vacation that quickly turns from caviar and champagne, to spam and colt 45. Named in honor of the Carnival Cruise ship Splendor which got sidetracked due to fire.
Our trip to Venice got cancelled, so instead we drove to El Segundo and just had a Spamcation
Spamcation by Dr. Architect November 14, 2010

Spazmatic 

To be crazy with out knowing it. Like being a little Spaz but all the time Twenty Four Seven, Never Ending.
That Foo Joe Is SpazMatic stay away from him.
Spazmatic by Daddy Lopez May 29, 2008

spazmata 

A visible marking from an injury caused during a spaz attack.
Q: "Dude, what's that bruise on your thigh?"

A: "A spazmata; I was doing the robot in the kitchen after drinking too much red bull and lost my balance and ran into the dining table"
spazmata by Applesauce_Rosanne June 13, 2011
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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