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snarkhole
I read about it from the snarkholes at Boing Boing.
snargleburger
snargleburger by ClowesClause January 30, 2012
Snarch
A salty, cig stealing, nostril flaring, ugly, slow guy that tries to deflect any time he is called it.
Snarch by Joe Gerrity September 26, 2020
Snarg
Snarg is one of the widest known celebrities among the gaming forums today. Everytime he posts, people are awestruck by just seeing him post and have to make threads, "SNARGG!!", "SNARG IS THE MAN", or something similar just wanting him to post in their threads as it makes you more of a man if he does. Where did Snarg start you ask? He started out at blizzhackers. He was and still is today the greatest Admin ever, still at EoN. One day he was sent off to the War, and still finds time and pays money to keep his forum manageable. He comes on once in a while, does his duty, and gets back to duty. Pun intended. He is like a god among us, godsended from the heights above. Many people try to fake his name on other forums in ways to achieve a Scam. Snarg doesn't ever scam, he owns. He'll own until the day he dies. Many of us would give out own heart to him if needed. He's like a new cd, when everything else is to scratched to play. If you don't admire Snarg for his achievements in the d2 community, forum community, or just awesomeness, then you have to admire his bravery for defending us while watching over us. Thank you Snarg.
Snarg: "Apparently I am appearing at more and more game forums. For those who do not already know, I am currently in Kuwait with an unknown return date. It costs me $5 an hour to be online so, needles to say, I am almost never on. When I am on, I come directly to this site, mainly to ban popular members of the community. So, if you see me appearing on other forums, it's not me. However, feel free to download whatever it is 'I' posted. It won't hurt your computer, I promise..."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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