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snackball

(Verb.) To forbid, prevent, punish, or deny another person access to snacks.

Also "snackblocked".
"We were in the car all day, and wanted to stop at Chipotle. Then Teetee mouthed off and got us all snackballed! Thanks a lot, T!"
by Shock Track July 27, 2021
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Snackbaring

A shout of celebration after having killed or shot down a war enemy in combat. In almost every case, it refers to when someone shouts, "allahu akbar!"

Orgin: Liveleak
"Warning: This video contains snackbaring!"

"Rebels Hit Syrian Helicopter and Have a Snackbar Orgasm"
by ItsCory April 28, 2014
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Slickball

When you pee on the side of the toilet bowl so that it makes less noise
John: Dude, I have to go to the toilet, but I'm scared I'll wake everyone up
Steven: Bro, just Slickball it, you'll be fine
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aloha snackbar

Parody of "Allahu Ackbar" or "God is great", an exclamation used by surviving perpetrators of Islam-related violence. Used to mock Islamists, political Islam, politically-correct defenses of Islam and Islam-related violence.
Generally used as a simple exclamation to mock and show contempt for Islam and Islamo-fruitcake perpetrators of Islam-related violence, as in "Aloha snackbar! Bacon!". (Note: Use on commercial aircraft is treated as a felony by the FBI.)
by Sal the Maniac September 12, 2013
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Snackbar

A derogatory nickname for Islamic Extremists & ISIL members, originating from the term "Allahu Ackbar," which was then bastardized into "Aloha Snackbar."

Can be used in reference to piss-poor rifle marksmanship/form, incorrect handling of explosive ordinance, and most other amateurish pseudo-military activities.
Ahmed got on to Amazon and bought bomb components and a D.I.Y. AK-47 kit. I think he wants to be a snackbar.

Sam, what the fuck are you doing shooting your rifle from the hip like that? I didn't know you were a snackbar.
by anton-xt April 25, 2016
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Snackwell Fallacy

Eating massive servings of foods which are low-fat, low-sodium or low-cholesterol under the mistaken impression that you are making a healthy choice. Instigated initially in the late 1990s with the Snackwell line of low-fat cookies.
I just ate an entire pallet of reduced sodium Lays potato chips. So you know, my diet is still unbroken.

You just got chumped by the Snackwell Fallacy, dumb ass.
by Robot Loves Zombie April 12, 2010
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Alan's Snackbar

Used as a coverup for someone shouting allahu akbar .
POLICE: What did you just say?
Radical: Oh, nothing, I was just talking about the new restaurant in town... It's called Alan's Snackbar!
by YoDontBeThatGirl October 11, 2016
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