smwij 

A very small sandwich.

Guy 1: Why the fuck do you eat sandwiches that are that fucking small? Are you some kind of freaking idiot?
Guy 2: Yes, and this is a smwij.

smwij by Gameless February 11, 2014

skwij 

Bitch wife or partner that slaves the husband and makes his life a living hell

Stop being a skwij

skwij by oliver76 July 13, 2015

skwij 

Abusive wife

Stop being a skwij, skwij won't let him out

skwij by oliver76 July 13, 2015

SMIJCO 

Sorry, My Inner Juff Came Out

Person 1

"Fuck you man, I hate you"

5 minutes later......

Person1
"SMIJCO"

Person 2
"No problem dude, I understand"

SMIJCO by Bhp1134 November 2, 2019

swij

a really cute guy, not hot, cute, like a baby

awwww look at swij he reminds me of a newborn baby

swij by sickpseudonymbizzle February 11, 2010

smijj 

Smudge

ZAT STEEKY SMIJJ

smijj by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 5, 2021

Smijin 

A term refering to the offspring of a smurfer.

That smurfer has had her first smijin.

What a cute smijin you must be very proud.

Smijin by The Lord of Southfields February 9, 2010