Smurfer 

Term used by law enforcement to describe individuals (usually addicts), who find and/or gather the raw materials for their dealer to make more drugs.

Most commonly used in the methamphetamine trade, where "smurfers" visit pharmacies and purchase small quantities of cold/flu tablets to provide to a maker ("papa smurf") of the drug.

Alice: See that girl? I always see her at the local chemist, purchasing Sudafed.
Diane: Really? She's probably a smurfer.

Smurfer by buckonz September 22, 2010

Smurfer 

A term for a certain type of Australian woman living in London. They tend to be kind and friendly and have been known to produce smijins, a cloquial and endearing term for their offspring.

Often they stay overseas for extended periods of time but always hanker for returning to the land of their birth. Often they will take with them a life partner from overseas on their return. Noted for their beauty and brilliant personality the selected partner should feel greatly honoured and extremely fortunate that the smurfer chose them as The One.

That woman must be a smurfer she has such a wonderful personality.

I hope a smurfer selects me someday.

Smurfer by The Lord of Southfields February 9, 2010

Wet Smurfer 

A handjob given by someone who has just dipped their left hand into a gallon bucket of blue paint

Jibril just gave me the nastiest Wet Smurfer after 5th period today!

Wet Smurfer by AsukaLover45 August 25, 2021

Butthole smurfer 

Butthole smurfer when someone lets out a fart so bad everyone around has to hold thier breath till they are blue in the face

i just about died riding the elevator today
There was a butthole smurfer riding all rhe way up to this floor

Butthole smurfer by M I sofakingweetodded August 7, 2016

butt smurfer 

A person who gives a rim job to someone with an exposed hemorrhoid !

After Steve gave sally that rim job, he is now a butt smurfer.

butt smurfer by EvilPanda_314 March 28, 2016

surfer honk

Blowing out a snot-ball when you're sitting on your board waiting on a wave. Usually by pressing on one side of your nose and blowing mucous directly into the sea, but also by blowing snot into your hand and flinging it away from you.

Brah, my nose started running while I was waiting on that set. Had to do a gnarly surfer honk.

surfer honk by Mr70Homers June 30, 2021

Lemon Surfer 

1. A West Coast person (usually a Californian) that doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

2. Surfers who aren't very smart.

Marco thought those oranges were apples, what a Lemon Surfer!

Dude, California is awesome, don't be such a lemon surfer!

Lemon Surfer by Cheeks1128 February 3, 2010