smurdt

Smurdt - state of being in intelligence greater than the average person

I told the answer to the teacher to show how smurdt I was.

by Old Dutch Posse April 12, 2014

Smurder

The act of being blue or a Smurf when you are a killer.

"Did you just smurder him?" said Squirrel

by DomoTrimbleMLG April 10, 2017

Smurth

An act of having non-consensual sexual relations with your uncles cars exhaust.

Uncle Bob: Yo what's little Jimmy doing over there behind my car aye!?
Aunt Mary: Stop it Bob! It's every kid dream to smurth a station wagon, just let it happen.

by BooseOfTheNorthenStar July 25, 2018

smurt

Smurt. A word used to describe someone who tries to act smart but actually sounds dumb. The U in smurt derives from the word "dumb".

"Wow Julia, you sound really smurt right now."

by caluso February 29, 2016

Smurdle

A Penis Fart that could stink up a whole room

Everyone had their noses plugged because a boy Smurdled

by rapmaster205 March 29, 2010

smurd

The bottom feeder of society. Often retarded looking and terrible at life. The most distinct attribute of a smurd is extreme shystyness

Jay: YO Caleb buy me cigarettes with ur fake i.d. Heres the money.

Caleb: here dawde...you owe me a quarter...and lemme get a square.

Jay: SMURD!

Caleb: Fwwhat are u talkin about dawde?

by JayGood December 29, 2008

smurfton

smurfton = anton but smurf

so op anton crazy kovaaks god

someone gets rank 1 in minecraft server

"omg that must be smurfton"

by laptoplord October 4, 2021