Smugs

Smugs (Located in Arcata California) is the greatest pizza place in the world. Millions of people flock to Arcata each year to buy (among other things) the unstoppable force that is Smugs Pizza. It has been a topic of some examination as to what makes Smug's pizza so, damn, good. The only explanation: Magic.

Some have debated that Smug's neighboor Arcata Pizza and Deli (APD) is equal to or better than Smug's...they'll pay...they'll all PAY!!!

Genesis 4:20-"And so the lord, feeling so sorry for Adam for having to put up with Eve, granted him a heaven on Earth known as Smugs pizza."

by Caractacus Pots June 3, 2009

smugs bunny

One who has a smug face and obtains huge jelly jugs.

Look at Brian over there... he is such a smugs bunny.

by A.J. Johner June 11, 2006

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.

I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023

Slugshot

Guys who send selfies to women with their cock out.
Plural.......Slugshots

Sent this Beautiful Blond on Tinder a Slugshot...........Didn't get a reply.....

by GS71 April 7, 2015

smug sandwich

The act of forcing one's smugness onto another, usually a friend, for one's own amusement.

Timmy treated Quincy to a smug sandwich after beating him on the test.

by Foooge September 16, 2007

Smuggling Bananas

When a male wears very tight pants (or shorts) showing off a distinct bulge.

"Look at the spandex pants on that bass player. Looks like he's smuggling bananas!"

by Red001 May 27, 2012

Smuggling the hot oil

Phrase

1. Having a large amount of cum/lube in ones ass held in by a butt plug

2. When you mean to say Hanging Around but mess up.

Person 1: Well now that you’re all smuggling the hot oil, I think it’s time we took care of some business.

Person 2: Uh, the phrase is hanging around.

Person 1: What did I say?

Person 2: Smuggling the hot oil.

Person 1: WTF does that mean?!

by Davis Crimsha March 25, 2020