Oh Smegster, please accept these offering of crusty dingle berries and freshly soaked toe nail clippings taken from the drunkin carnival freaks living under the bridge, and not direct your verbal venom onto out egg shell like heads!

smegster by smeg-stir November 7, 2003

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smusterbolder

small particles of gaseous poo which are small enough to pass through the soiled garment attached to the flatulent arsehole

phil released cabin pressure in a busy queue in a sandwich shop and annalisa replied "phew ive just eaten your smusterbolders you grass"

smusterbolder by youknowdamnrightyoubastard November 26, 2010

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smagster

a guy who is falling in love with an engaged woman or is already in love.

J: Is it wrong for me to be falling in love with an engaged girl?
V: Yes, you know what we call people like you?
J: What? there's a term?
V: Yes... don't be a smagster

smagster by healthslang2 October 27, 2010

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smegster

Somebody who makes funny noises in lectures, in a vain attempt to annoy the professor.

Mark, stop masturbating, Dr Fookass is trying to explain delayed prime integrations!!!

smegster by ford prefect October 6, 2003

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slugster

A slugster is a slug version of a gangsta! They either turned into one or was born one.

lulz are a perfect example of a slugster!

slugster by Fasda June 26, 2009

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