smodding 

The art of simultaneously fake smiling and nodding when asked to perform a task that you consider to be unnecessary, counter productive, or excessive, and you know that management won't listen to your valid viewpoint.

Not generally used in a sentence. It's just a slow deliberate motion to resign yourself to the futility of trying to be innovative in a bureaucratic system.

Manager -"Hey Jim, the paper we use isn't made in an environmentally friendly way, can you destroy it all and order 'green' paper"
Jim- (Smodding)

smodding by Zamial March 26, 2017

Sodding

Very mild adjective, roughly the same obscenity level as "darned" or "bloody". For some obscure reason, Americans (who use the word "sodding" to mean putting turf (or sod) down in your garden) have got the impression that it is of about the same obscenity level as "f***ing" whereas it is not uncommon to hear your elderly aunt, who wouldn't dream of saying "shit", use it.

Blimey, it's sodding cold today - or - has anyone seen my sodding keys?

Sodding by johnmnz August 12, 2017

sodding

A british slang word, meaning 'damned' or 'fucking.'

Teacher: OK class, get out your homework!
Student 1: What homework?
Student 2: You know, the maths worksheet.
Student 1: Oh yeah. the sodding maths worksheet.

sodding by ~*skinnybitchLEIKOMG*~ May 6, 2007

Sodding wank 

Someone who spends the whole day thinking with their head up their urethra or vagina and who should be masturbating instead of having their head lodged inside their pee holes.

Derogatory used to describe someone incredibly stupid.

jim: WTF mary jane wont stop getting high at four twenty pm after skewl
bob: sodding wank

Sodding wank by mrrawrs April 29, 2010

spodding

Doing things, often involving computers, games and TV, that take an inordinate amount of time to do but achieve almost nothing tangible or reportable; often occurring when you have real stuff to do.

I've got an essay due in tomorrow but I can't seem to stop spodding.

spodding by julian- July 24, 2008

sodding

f*cking. . .

You are a sodding bugger, Monkey sama.

sodding by Murasaki December 13, 2003

Sodding Mary 

A cocktail similar to a Bloody Mary, but a little ruder. First mentioned by Stephen Fry in the last episode in season four of the British comedy show "A bit of Fry and Laurie". (With "Ruder" they are of course not meaning literally, since this would be very horrible. I mean, a drink that starts insulting you. That's pretty damn scary if you ask me. I'd shit my pants in fear if i ordered a drink and it started insulting me. well, I would be scared, and then insulted, obviously, but if.... whoops, seems I got a bit sidetracked....)

To make it "Ruder" you could:

A) serve it a bit insulting, like intentionally spill some on your customer, or spit in it before serving it, or just don't serve it at all.

Or you can B) add something not normally featured in the Bloody Mary-recipe, like absinthe or tequila.

you can also C) if you feel like combining A and B you can add some high quality crack, since this can be considered quite rude, especially if your unfortunate customer overdoses and dies.

-Would you like a Sodding Mary?
-A what?
-A Sodding Mary. it's like a Bloody Mary but a bit ruder.
-Oh, Ok.
-here you go.
*Punch in face*

Sodding Mary by Travis Tee2 February 27, 2010