The art of simultaneously fake smiling and nodding when asked to perform a task that you consider to be unnecessary, counter productive, or excessive, and you know that management won't listen to your valid viewpoint.
Not generally used in a sentence. It's just a slow deliberate motion to resign yourself to the futility of trying to be innovative in a bureaucratic system.
Manager -"Hey Jim, the paper we use isn't made in an environmentally friendly way, can you destroy it all and order 'green' paper"
Jim- (Smodding)
Manager -"Hey Jim, the paper we use isn't made in an environmentally friendly way, can you destroy it all and order 'green' paper"
Jim- (Smodding)
by Zamial March 26, 2017
Get the smodding mug.Very mild adjective, roughly the same obscenity level as "darned" or "bloody". For some obscure reason, Americans (who use the word "sodding" to mean putting turf (or sod) down in your garden) have got the impression that it is of about the same obscenity level as "f***ing" whereas it is not uncommon to hear your elderly aunt, who wouldn't dream of saying "shit", use it.
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Teacher: OK class, get out your homework!
Student 1: What homework?
Student 2: You know, the maths worksheet.
Student 1: Oh yeah. the sodding maths worksheet.
Student 1: What homework?
Student 2: You know, the maths worksheet.
Student 1: Oh yeah. the sodding maths worksheet.
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Get the sodding mug.Someone who spends the whole day thinking with their head up their urethra or vagina and who should be masturbating instead of having their head lodged inside their pee holes.
Derogatory used to describe someone incredibly stupid.
Derogatory used to describe someone incredibly stupid.
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A cocktail similar to a Bloody Mary, but a little ruder. First mentioned by Stephen Fry in the last episode in season four of the British comedy show "A bit of Fry and Laurie". (With "Ruder" they are of course not meaning literally, since this would be very horrible. I mean, a drink that starts insulting you. That's pretty damn scary if you ask me. I'd shit my pants in fear if i ordered a drink and it started insulting me. well, I would be scared, and then insulted, obviously, but if.... whoops, seems I got a bit sidetracked....)
To make it "Ruder" you could:
A) serve it a bit insulting, like intentionally spill some on your customer, or spit in it before serving it, or just don't serve it at all.
Or you can B) add something not normally featured in the Bloody Mary-recipe, like absinthe or tequila.
you can also C) if you feel like combining A and B you can add some high quality crack, since this can be considered quite rude, especially if your unfortunate customer overdoses and dies.
To make it "Ruder" you could:
A) serve it a bit insulting, like intentionally spill some on your customer, or spit in it before serving it, or just don't serve it at all.
Or you can B) add something not normally featured in the Bloody Mary-recipe, like absinthe or tequila.
you can also C) if you feel like combining A and B you can add some high quality crack, since this can be considered quite rude, especially if your unfortunate customer overdoses and dies.
-Would you like a Sodding Mary?
-A what?
-A Sodding Mary. it's like a Bloody Mary but a bit ruder.
-Oh, Ok.
-here you go.
*Punch in face*
-A what?
-A Sodding Mary. it's like a Bloody Mary but a bit ruder.
-Oh, Ok.
-here you go.
*Punch in face*
by Travis Tee2 February 27, 2010
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