smplof 

shitting my pants laughing on the floor; a replacement of the growing obsoletness of texting terms such as haha, lol, and rofl

"when adam jizzed in his pants when our math teacher mrs. walker came into the room, i was smplof"

" when sarah's clothes got all wet and i could see her bare essentials, i was smplof"

smplof by John Walkerson January 25, 2009

sploffee

A portmanteau between spliff and coffee.

That was a hard day's work. Stick on the kettle and roll up a fatty. I'm dying for a sploffee.

sploffee by PokeyD March 14, 2017

sploffer 

When air leaves your nostrils at a noticeably faster degree.

He had a light sploffer upon viewing an incorrectly used meme.

sploffer by hghdffsanfdkfdladsfl;kjgienern March 5, 2014

sploff 

A slight increase of air leaving the nostrils after witnessing something mildly to semi mildly funny

That joke just made me sploff.

I'm sploffing so hard right now.

sploff by -InSaNe- March 8, 2014

sploffage 

The spare paper cuttings of paper after cutting something out of it

I was cutting a piece of paper one day, and sploffage was all over the table.

sploffage by Arti Hali November 8, 2005

Splof 

Other word for splif

dave can i have some on that splof

Splof by Casno15 December 1, 2020

sploffage 

1) Unwanted cuttings of paper.
2) Excess pieces of paper.

I was cutting a piece of paper one day, and sploffage was all over the floor.

sploffage by Charles Donaldson December 20, 2005