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The evil monster from My Little Pony The Movie. It's purple, gloppy, and slimy. you Totally can't stop it.
Something bad is coming down, have you heard the news? Duck and slide, run and hide, nothing can stop the Smooze!
Smooze by Guinea Pig Freak April 29, 2006
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Somebody who manipulates through clever conversation or flattery so as to further themselves, a sweet talker. Gererally related to sales pitches, chasing ladies, etc
I cant believe some of the stuff he is saying, he is such a smoozer.
smoozer by **paula** May 12, 2007

smoozlepooge

smoozlepooge (n) Cannabis, Marijuana, Ganja. Of disputed etymological origin, possibly a compound of Snoop Dogg's 'izzle'-isms (e.g. 'fo shizzle') and the 'Snoochie Boochies' of Jay and Silent Bob notoriety, combined with the phrase 'smoke pot'. Originated in the southeastern US.

smoozlepooge (v) To smoke marijuana. Used as slang for "getting high", "smoking up", etc. Of disputed etymological origin, possibly a compound of Snoop Dogg's 'izzle'-isms (e.g. 'fo shizzle') and the 'Snoochie Boochies' of Jay and Silent Bob notoriety, combined with the phrase 'smoke pot'. Originated in the southeastern US.
NOUN: Dude, you got any smoozlepooge?

VERB: Yeah. I haven't smoozlepooged in a long-ass time. I was staying with my grandma.
smoozlepooge by Salvin October 4, 2006
When you stick a handful of skittles in a laxative, shove it up your ass, and then shit liquid rainbow all over your partner's face.
Patricia: What is smooze? Will we like it? Is it something nice?
Rob: It sure is! But it'll cost you 50 bucks.
Smooze by ProPyro138 November 18, 2017
Smoogel is a popular person over the internet mainly because of wow (World of Warcraft) and the Call of Duty series.
Smoogel has entered a series of huge gaming clans (on cod 4) with some of the best players there.
Smoogel uses a series of bots on World of Warcraft and is also know as 'botting legend' in some cases.
Smoogel
Smoogel by Gaminggeekkkk November 27, 2009
To manipulate, through clever conversation or flattery, your way into ones good graces.
Generally related to chasing women or scamming money.
Damn, that guy could smooze a nun outta' her panties.
smooze by steven September 9, 2003