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smoozel

When your peehole is peeing 2 flows of pies so you make all the bathroom wet and grose and you dont clean it and run away instead and the next people that are getting in "get smoozeled"
I smoozeled yesterday.
Yesterday my mom got smoozeled.
I am smoozeling in my friend's house rn.
I always smoozel at nights.
by Shlock555 April 6, 2020
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Smooze

The evil monster from My Little Pony The Movie. It's purple, gloppy, and slimy. you Totally can't stop it.
Something bad is coming down, have you heard the news? Duck and slide, run and hide, nothing can stop the Smooze!
by Guinea Pig Freak April 29, 2006
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smoozer

Somebody who manipulates through clever conversation or flattery so as to further themselves, a sweet talker. Gererally related to sales pitches, chasing ladies, etc
I cant believe some of the stuff he is saying, he is such a smoozer.
by **paula** May 12, 2007
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smoozlepooge

smoozlepooge (n) Cannabis, Marijuana, Ganja. Of disputed etymological origin, possibly a compound of Snoop Dogg's 'izzle'-isms (e.g. 'fo shizzle') and the 'Snoochie Boochies' of Jay and Silent Bob notoriety, combined with the phrase 'smoke pot'. Originated in the southeastern US.

smoozlepooge (v) To smoke marijuana. Used as slang for "getting high", "smoking up", etc. Of disputed etymological origin, possibly a compound of Snoop Dogg's 'izzle'-isms (e.g. 'fo shizzle') and the 'Snoochie Boochies' of Jay and Silent Bob notoriety, combined with the phrase 'smoke pot'. Originated in the southeastern US.
NOUN: Dude, you got any smoozlepooge?

VERB: Yeah. I haven't smoozlepooged in a long-ass time. I was staying with my grandma.
by Salvin October 4, 2006
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Smooze

When you stick a handful of skittles in a laxative, shove it up your ass, and then shit liquid rainbow all over your partner's face.
Patricia: What is smooze? Will we like it? Is it something nice?
Rob: It sure is! But it'll cost you 50 bucks.
by ProPyro138 November 18, 2017
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Smoogel

Smoogel is a popular person over the internet mainly because of wow (World of Warcraft) and the Call of Duty series.
Smoogel has entered a series of huge gaming clans (on cod 4) with some of the best players there.
Smoogel uses a series of bots on World of Warcraft and is also know as 'botting legend' in some cases.
Smoogel
by Gaminggeekkkk November 27, 2009
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smooze

To manipulate, through clever conversation or flattery, your way into ones good graces.
Generally related to chasing women or scamming money.
Damn, that guy could smooze a nun outta' her panties.
by steven September 9, 2003
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