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When your peehole is peeing 2 flows of pies so you make all the bathroom wet and grose and you dont clean it and run away instead and the next people that are getting in "get smoozeled"
I smoozeled yesterday.
Yesterday my mom got smoozeled.
I am smoozeling in my friend's house rn.
I always smoozel at nights.
smoozel by Shlock555 April 6, 2020
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The evil monster from My Little Pony The Movie. It's purple, gloppy, and slimy. you Totally can't stop it.
Something bad is coming down, have you heard the news? Duck and slide, run and hide, nothing can stop the Smooze!
Smooze by Guinea Pig Freak April 29, 2006
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Somebody who manipulates through clever conversation or flattery so as to further themselves, a sweet talker. Gererally related to sales pitches, chasing ladies, etc
I cant believe some of the stuff he is saying, he is such a smoozer.
smoozer by **paula** May 12, 2007

smoozlepooge

smoozlepooge (n) Cannabis, Marijuana, Ganja. Of disputed etymological origin, possibly a compound of Snoop Dogg's 'izzle'-isms (e.g. 'fo shizzle') and the 'Snoochie Boochies' of Jay and Silent Bob notoriety, combined with the phrase 'smoke pot'. Originated in the southeastern US.

smoozlepooge (v) To smoke marijuana. Used as slang for "getting high", "smoking up", etc. Of disputed etymological origin, possibly a compound of Snoop Dogg's 'izzle'-isms (e.g. 'fo shizzle') and the 'Snoochie Boochies' of Jay and Silent Bob notoriety, combined with the phrase 'smoke pot'. Originated in the southeastern US.
NOUN: Dude, you got any smoozlepooge?

VERB: Yeah. I haven't smoozlepooged in a long-ass time. I was staying with my grandma.
smoozlepooge by Salvin October 4, 2006
When you stick a handful of skittles in a laxative, shove it up your ass, and then shit liquid rainbow all over your partner's face.
Patricia: What is smooze? Will we like it? Is it something nice?
Rob: It sure is! But it'll cost you 50 bucks.
Smooze by ProPyro138 November 18, 2017
Smoogel is a popular person over the internet mainly because of wow (World of Warcraft) and the Call of Duty series.
Smoogel has entered a series of huge gaming clans (on cod 4) with some of the best players there.
Smoogel uses a series of bots on World of Warcraft and is also know as 'botting legend' in some cases.
Smoogel
Smoogel by Gaminggeekkkk November 27, 2009
To manipulate, through clever conversation or flattery, your way into ones good graces.
Generally related to chasing women or scamming money.
Damn, that guy could smooze a nun outta' her panties.
smooze by steven September 9, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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