Urban Dictionary: Smooze

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Smooze

The evil monster from My Little Pony The Movie. It's purple, gloppy, and slimy. you Totally can't stop it.

Something bad is coming down, have you heard the news? Duck and slide, run and hide, nothing can stop the Smooze!

by Guinea Pig Freak April 15, 2006

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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017

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Smooze

When you stick a handful of skittles in a laxative, shove it up your ass, and then shit liquid rainbow all over your partner's face.

Patricia: What is smooze? Will we like it? Is it something nice?
Rob: It sure is! But it'll cost you 50 bucks.

by ProPyro138 November 18, 2017

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smooze

To manipulate, through clever conversation or flattery, your way into ones good graces.
Generally related to chasing women or scamming money.

Damn, that guy could smooze a nun outta' her panties.

by steven September 09, 2003

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It is an action that describes a person who is physically and mentally a cow and they just had a snooze

i just had a smooze

by John john-Smith Smith August 31, 2020

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Smooze is a fungus that can attack the plastic of a My Little Pony. It looks a bit like inground dirt. Sadly it eventually spreads throughout the pony and ruins her.

As a final attempt to save my pony from smooze, I boiled her in Oxiclean.

by Poundpuppies4ever March 15, 2007

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have a friendy conversation

Lets smooze about the Mets after work.

by Joe Morris October 12, 2004

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