smoorhs

reverse spelling of shrooms. A way to talk about mushies without people knowing

"Yo son we eatin smoorhs tonight?"
"Fuck yea man, i just got a bag of some of those purple smoorhs"

by accbfball October 5, 2011

smoothshark

verb.

The act of deliberately frustrating and subtly mocking an arrogant person who is obsessed with seeming intelligent, by repeatedly and unwaveringly defending an absurd position, despite the oblivious target's increasingly desperate attempts to prove you wrong and show themselves as "smart".

Named for the infamous "sharks are smooth" twitter/tumblr argument.

The principle and the process of smoothsharking was perhaps first described by raptorific on tumblr, although the name was coined by others.

That pompous smart alec doesn't realized he's being smoothsharked.

by A_Really_Big_Cat September 13, 2020

smoothspert

An expert of smoothies. One who specializes in smoothie studies. A fine connoisseur of smoothieology.

I hear that he's a smoothspert so he'll know what to order.

With enough studying I hope to one day be a smoothspert.

Don't think that your higher than me because your a smoothspert now.

by rgagem February 20, 2010

smoothskin

A nickname for a person in your circle of friends who is inept yet you keep him close so he can be taken care of (and provide entertainment)

"Hey, did you here what Smoothskin did?"
"No, what?"
"He put diesel in his car again."
"Oh Smoothskin!"

by domus.vita June 11, 2007

smooths

Marbolo Menthol Smooth cigarettes.

Hey, bum me a few smooths.

by SmoothSmoker June 14, 2010

smooths

Marc Mandrake slang definition: hitting on.

"I'm not gonna smooth on Angel."

by Hall Monitor Suze June 8, 2005

smoothskin

Sexually attractive female or male with oily skin, usually of Mediterranean, Latin American, or Mideastern background.

I think the only reason Mark likes Aracely is because Aracely is such a smoothskin!

by pentozali September 4, 2013