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sloochin von doitchen 

a dutch master cigarillo, usually grape, strawberry, or cognac flavor
so you guys wanna grab a sloochin von doitchen?

your fucking goddamn right, we have a big fat sack to toke

smooshing snake 

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.
John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes
smooshing snake by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016

Smoochie 

Made by the drillys in NY
It’s means Hoe,Treesh,Thot Etc. any word along those lines can be used a “smoochie”
Shawty a smoochie she tried to do meeeee” ~Dthang
Smoochie by D Thang March 23, 2021

Smooshing Booties 

My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.
Smooshing Booties by AManager April 5, 2019

Social Smooshing 

The opposite of Social Distancing, Social Smooshing is the act of maintaining barely-any or no distance between friends, acquaintances, and strangers as the world emerges from the contact-deprived depths of Covid isolation.
Social Smooshing is now mandated at all times in public places, homes, and gatherings of 2 or more people. Be sure to make direct contact for at least 37 seconds with whomever you encounter.
Social Smooshing by smebobo January 28, 2021

smoochie 

She a smoochie, she has a lot of bodies!

Ima smoochie like you cannot change me