Smolest

Vewy smol

Huminbirb is the smolest birb in existence

by Flipity lopities December 23, 2018

Swolest

To make unwanted contact with the muscles, often an exposed bicep, of a swole dude. Generally followed by sexist degrading remarks such as "Oh you're so strong".

"I was out trying to just have a good night with the lads, but the sluts at the club kept swolesting me...."

by SoulEntropy August 14, 2013

Buffalo Smokestack

The act of inserting a lit cigar or cigarette into your partner's vagina or anus. After a period of time, you extract the smoking item and inhale the smoke that billows out.

"Where's my Swisher, I wanna do a Buffalo Smokestack"

by Sub 20 May 23, 2013

Smolett

(verb) The act of crafting an elaborate lie or hoax in an effort to maintain a false narrative that supports one's supposed oppressed status and thereby secures social capital (i.e. sympathy, compensation, a social media following, ratings, etcetera) and/or denigrates one's supposed oppressor.

The boy who cried wolf smoletted one too many times, so the wolf ate him.

by Shinnannegans February 20, 2019

smilestone

a big point in your life that you can't help but smile about whenever you think of it. a smiley milestone!!!

"Dude that was hilarious. That will be a smilestone for sure."

"Remember when we snuck out and went skinnydipping?"
"Yeah, what a smilestone in our relationship."

by tricky tractor March 8, 2010

Smolet

creating fake hate to satisfy one’s own insecurity, arrogance and stupidity.

He attempted to smolet me with an imaginary bottle of bleach.

by duchesschmoto February 19, 2019

smokester

a person who smokes all the time.

geez, that dude is a smokester! look at his car windows, they are yellow with nicotine. he is disgusting and always smells like an ashtray.

by da trick biatch December 22, 2005