smokes hog 

To give a man oral pleasure. The giver can be either gender.

In the Hampton's Dane smokes hog at the gloryhole

smokes hog by Senor Dale "Dane-o" Carrillo May 9, 2008

smoke hog 

To engage in fellatio.

So, baby, do you smoke hog?

smoke hog by petabo August 13, 2006

hog smoke 

Oral satisfaction performed by a female for male gratification

Mary took me into the bathroom and gave me a great Hog Smoke.

hog smoke by Chips July 10, 2003

Designated Hog Smoker 

A chick with a nice pair of DSL (Dick Sucking Lips) because all you can think about is getting a Hog Smoking from her

Danielle Fishel (Topanga from "Boy Meets World") should be declared a Designated Hog Smoker!

Designated Hog Smoker by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

hog smoker 

someone who wraps their lips around another persons chunk of hog sausage and begins to smoke, like a fag....

Hey buddy, smoke my hog.

hog smoker by Boss HOGG January 24, 2003

smokeshow 

A word to describe someone so hot that you basically see the smoke coming off them...

(sexy bombshell walks into a bar)

Dude 1: "Dude, check out the smokeshow that just walked in!"

Dude 2: "Holy...she's HOT!"

smokeshow by Gendo01 July 31, 2010

smokeshow 

A word to describe someone so hot that you basically see the smoke coming off them...

My wife, Ann

I can't believe Bryan married that smokeshow

smokeshow by BWB0530 March 13, 2019