smoked meat 

Reffering to a womans pussy lips, because of its slight resemblance in colour to a smoked meat sandwich.

Montreal has the best smoked meat.

smoked meat by MFPOCKETS June 2, 2008

Smoked Meat Sandwich 

Once a dude notices he has yanked the wang for way too long causing a dry burning sting, he then proceeds to place his smoked wang between two slices of rye bread spreaded with mustard for relief. A highly effective technique praised by Hippocratus himself, the Smoked Meat Sandwich dates back to Babylonian times where the desert’s aridity would prove quite cruel for onanists of all beliefs. Introduced to Montreal during the Twentieth Century by European Jews, the Smoked Meat Sandwich is considered a genuine art de vivre by French tourists.

Montrealer 1 : This Smoked Meat Sandwich sure hits the spot!
Montrealer 2 : God bless the Jews!

Smoked Meat Sandwich by AlabamaBaby April 5, 2021

Smoked Meat Sandwich 

The act of sliding the penis between the butt cheeks repeatedly, in a similar fashion to titty fucking.

I was nailing this chick, then I turned her around and totally fed her a smoked meat sandwich!

Smoked Meat Sandwich by Scott vanD March 4, 2009

smoked meat sandwich 

A sandwich that "1337 5p43k3rz" eat. Lol. For "pr0 g4m3r0x0rz" only.

ZOMG I PWN3D THIS n00b th3n I w3n7 2 937 a w311 1337 smukk3d m33t s4n!3 LOL!!!!11!ONE!111!!! BOOM! HEADSh0t! T3h 1337 s4n!

In english:
Oh my god I beat this new player at a game then I went to get a very elite smoked meat sandwich. Haha. Bang I shot you in the head.

smoked meat sandwich by j03 !nf3rn0 June 25, 2006

smoked meat salad 

A Smoked Meat Salad is when you dip your pecker in liquid smoke and Sweet Baby Ray's, and do your lady doggy style. While doing that, you have to spit your Copenhagen chew spit into her asshole.

Last night I totally gave that bitch a Smoked Meat Salad. She tossed it around for a while.

smoked meat salad by The Byrd Man May 26, 2017

montreal smoked meat

Divine and holy spiritual objects that Montrealers like to eat with their poutine (as does the rest of Canada)

"Man Montreal Smoked Meat goes down so nice with a can of beer eh"

montreal smoked meat by gimme the money December 8, 2015

montreal smoked meat

An extreamly floppy vagina

man , that chick has some montreal smoked meat

montreal smoked meat by hey1122333445 January 23, 2009