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Smokemeat 

n. A penis the size of a ciggarette. To have a smoke meat. Uses include insults from afar, relief for a bad day etc.
"Hey, smokemeat, shut your fucking face!"

You: hey baby, wanna see my penis?
Your date: Holy shit! Its a smokemeat!! aww, its so cute.
Smokemeat by P-Niss November 29, 2004
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SmokeTeam6

Team of SmokeOperators that fight Taliban and Al-Qaeda in rural and urban parts of Iraq and Afghanistan. Known mostly for their music but also feared amongst foreign locals for their no-holds-barred approach to stomping out Terrorism
“I heard SmokeTeam6 smoked 110 Taliban in 10 minutes back in 09”
SmokeTeam6 by PackistanMan September 30, 2022

Smokerbate 

When a person strays from a group smoking ganja and proceeds to smoke by themselves without any contact with the other members of the group.
"Like, why smokerbate? We have like two ounces of fire here, good conversation, and all the snacks you'll ever need."
Smokerbate by The Ganja Guy January 10, 2010

smoke meat 

A tiny penis
Small cock
That kid Dustin has a smoke meat.
smoke meat by Trev Trev June 29, 2007

smokedmeat

oral pleasure involving a female smoking a blunt and sucking a penis simoltanously
My girlfriend was smoking a blunt then out of nowere she started giving me smokedmeat!!
smokedmeat by D-what!! March 13, 2008

SmokeNET 

An underground IRC network devoted to the discussion and legalization of marijuana, which began initial setup and testing on or around August of 2005 and now consists of three servers which can be accessed with any IRC program such as mIRC:

FTW.SERVEFTP.ORG
QUASAR.NO-IP.ORG
QUANTUMGATE.SYTES.NET
Meet me on SmokeNET later and we'll do synchronized bongloads!
SmokeNET by MustangGT October 3, 2005

smoke meat 

When The lips of a vagina are particularly large, looking like a slab of Schwartz's smoked meat.
"I heard that Massé's girl has the worst smoke meat on the shore."
smoke meat by ElvisWong January 14, 2009
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026
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