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shockcocknot
When an unusually large , almost shocking uncircumcised dick has a knot of gnarly skin that dangles from the tip, almost like a second smaller dick.
shockcocknot by Davedale August 25, 2019
Related Words
smockgock • smock mock • sockcock • slocklock • smackjockey • Shockcocker • shockcocknot • slockfock • Sockpocket • shock jock
sockrocket
A popular game where heavy tube socks are fold-rolled up into a ball and thrown as hard as possible at someone’s head.
sockrocket by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2019
slocklock
slocklock
Sockpocket
An array of pockets sewn into a sock
A handy food garment. Like a normal sock, but with pockets built in.
A handy food garment. Like a normal sock, but with pockets built in.
Jeremy kept his nail scissors safe in his sockpocket.
Mandy keeps bubble gum in her middle sockpocket.
My sockpocket saves me carrying my make up in my hand bag when at the roller disco said Jennifer to Britney.
Mandy keeps bubble gum in her middle sockpocket.
My sockpocket saves me carrying my make up in my hand bag when at the roller disco said Jennifer to Britney.
Sockpocket by Eioairdrie October 11, 2018
slockfock
A cunt
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