smock job

A low-paying job in the retail industry that requires the wearing of a smock. The smock generally has a corporate logo or advertising slogan printed on it, turning the employee into a human billboard. The smock is often seen as demeaning by the employees who must wear them. Excellent examples of smock jobs are the salespeople at stores such as Wal-Mart, Sam's Club and Home Depot.

When Steve's job in the tech sector was eliminated and sent offshore, he had to swallow his pride and take a smock job at Wal-Mart just to pay the bills.

by Led Zeppole March 17, 2004

Spock job

When a girl gives a hand job by rubbing the penis or shaft between the ring finger and middle finger making the "live long and prosper" gesture with both hands overlapping each other and squeezing the penis while moving up and down the shaft. They may occasionally incorporate the scrotum using the same hand gestures with one hand while "scissoring" the fingers to apply pressure. When done correctly, the receiver my start speaking Vulcan before climax.

Guy 1: My girlfriend gave me a Spock job for the first time last night.

Guy 2: Awesome, how was it bro!?

Guy 1: Dif-tor heh smusma!!

by Nicstypres May 7, 2022

smack job

The act of a man standing against a wall with his legs spread open, then another individual charging and smacking them (with a hand or object) in the testicles.

John: Man my balls are killing me

Sean: Why dude?

John: Phil gave me this crazy smack job last night... it hurt so good

by Lenny Ganz July 7, 2010

seattle sock job

A person shits in a sock and beats someone with it.

my friend pissed me off last night,so tonight Im going to give him a seattle sock job

by milwwi53215 October 31, 2007

smack job

Used as a derragatory remark : refers to the act of waking someone up by smacking your dick on their face.

He's suck a fucking smack job.

by Rambel April 11, 2005

Sock Job

Similar to a Pink Sock, but much much better!
Once a Pink Sock has been performed,as in it's definition and your load left inside, affix a rubberband to the base of the pink beast, and get your partner in crime to suck it all out.

Mac_G: "Hey Josh, You wanna have a Sock Job today?"

Josh: Oh yes please, only this time take your dentures out, don't wanna burst the hoemroids again.

by Mac_G September 11, 2006

Pink Sock Blow Job

The act of cleaning a pink sock before reinserting it back into the anus.

"After I gave her a pink sock, I had to give her a pink sock blow job. That shit has to be clean or it will get infected."

by Santorum fairy December 14, 2011