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A peanut butter and jelly sandwich, but only when you put the jelly on before the peanut butter.
"Damn this smoagie is delicious! I'm so glad that I was smart and put the jelly on the sandwich first!"
smoagie by Bobby Wallpaper November 15, 2013
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A person originating from Teesside, North East England, particularly Middlesbrough and Stockton, usually an avid fan of Premier League side Middlesbrough Football, and the God that is Juninho. Geordie and Mackam haters, and so called because of the Smog produced by the I.C.I chemical plant. Shortened from original nickname of "Smog monster."
The Smoggies painted the town red after Middlesbrough victory in the league cup final 2004 in Cardiff, especially since the Geordies won Jack Shit
smoggie by Julie April 1, 2004
A word used to describe the kind, gentle and successful people of Teesside. Originating from the smog which surrounds the area and comes from ICI. Smoggies can often be found having a few quiet drinks with friends, nattering about key issues effecting the business at a global level and also being fanatical over the most succesful club in the North East - Middlesbrough. Not to be confused with Gerodies & Mackems who, if mythology is to be believed, descended from a race of rats.
Random: Now lads, you lot fuckin Mackems you?
Smoggies: Nor!
Random: Or right you lot fuckin Geordies then?
Smoggies: Err Norr! We're fuckin Smoggies ya mad cunt.
Smoggies by Steel Workers Son July 8, 2011
smoage bitch. I don't what it means but it's a word, got all the right vowels n shit. Use it wisely!
FUCKING wordJOFE/word SMOAGE!!
smoage by TheGuy September 5, 2003

Bust a Sloagie 

To jump from a moving vehicle, out of frustration or in times of mental duress.
"The date got off to such a slow start, I thought I was going to have to bust a Sloagie."
A 14th century Sumerian deity who was notorious for his promiscuity among woodland creatures. Now used as a derogatory term for those too fond of animals.
"Did you see how Jim petted those cows? He's such a smoogie!"
Smoogie by Mr Smoogles August 10, 2008
the term given to a boyfriend or loved one
"come here smoogie"
Smoogie by bonera October 9, 2011
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