smloosh

to squeeze a goo like substance.

Dude 1: " Yo check out this goo I just bought."
Dude 2: "Rad man! Lemme see it."
Dude 1: "Sure. Go ahead."
Dude 2: "Man this is so squishy"
Dude 1: "Yeah dude smloosh it! It's wicked awesome."
Dude 2:"Wicked."

by BananaGosip November 24, 2009

smooshing snake

Verb. the act of pressing ones flaccid penis to a window in an effort to protest something.

John and the boys were smooshing snakes down at town hall to protest the rise of taxes

by Frog Lungs November 10, 2016

Smooshing Booties

Sexual intercourse between two extremely awkward people.

My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.

by AManager April 5, 2019

smooshy

unbearably cute; adorable

Look at that smooshy little girl with her curly hair and polka dots!

by etoddw January 23, 2010

Sploopity Sploosh

Catchphrase of Melvin, who is the brother of the Joker

When Melvin appeared in the alleyway, he yelled his infamous catchphrase "Sploopity Sploosh!"
During my presentation in class today, some Tard yelled out "Sploopity Sploosh!"

by Melvin! Melvin! November 28, 2019

Social Smooshing

The opposite of Social Distancing, Social Smooshing is the act of maintaining barely-any or no distance between friends, acquaintances, and strangers as the world emerges from the contact-deprived depths of Covid isolation.

Social Smooshing is now mandated at all times in public places, homes, and gatherings of 2 or more people. Be sure to make direct contact for at least 37 seconds with whomever you encounter.

by smebobo January 28, 2021

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

A famous creature (unknown why) in jersey shore, that wants smoosh smoosh, apearently it will rape men and boys. To beat this creature, you must be from Jersey and you must slap her in the face.

SNOOKI WANT SMOOSH SMOOSH!!!

by GuidoWhoFistPumps October 19, 2010