smlol 

shit myself lol

i smlol

smlol by smlol June 5, 2009

smlol 

In text, this acronym fusion is used to say "shaking my head" (smh) and "laugh out loud" (lol) simultaneously with one word.

Ryder: "Hey sweet pea, want some iced tea? Hah, look at that. I just rhymed."
Willa: "smlol sure, I'll have some."

smlol by GANDALF13 July 8, 2022

Smollett 

Hiring people to kick your ass so you can make yourself into a fake victim, hoping to become impossible to fire from your job.

You better make sure you cover all your bases if you pull a Smollett, otherwise you'll get found out.

Smollett by Blixkrogg February 16, 2019

Smollett 

... disambiguation... (see Drama )

To not cover your tracks properly, or to do something purely for the Drama.

"4. Claiming to have experienced negative events that are highly implausible."

Smollett was a TV series 'Empire' actor who staged a false attack on himself, hiring 2 Nigerian brothers, he claimed to be Trump supporters, to hang a noose around his neck and pour gasoline on him for $3500, claiming it was a racist, homophobic attack. Police found out it was a staged attack, and arrested him for making a false report.

You can't be Smolletting yourself in a climate like this.

I hope you got rid of the evidence, otherwise you'll be Smolletted.

She didn't really loose her keys, she's just just Smolletting for the vine.

Smollett by realsomejuan February 21, 2019

Smol pp 

You are tiny lol

Me: Hey John, you have a smol pp
John: Fuck you

Smol pp by Itz_double_A_2 January 14, 2021

Smollett 

Reporting of a false assault, racial or homophobic hate crime.

Ref: JussieSmollet

“That attack was all a hoax. For ratings! Man, dude pulled an ace Smollett.”

Smollett by Ally Ally February 22, 2019

Smolka's Postulate 

There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.

Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).

Smolka's Postulate by Stephan Smolka September 5, 2009