smizard

A musty lizard looking person

He look like and ugly smizard

by Jsmoothizzle January 19, 2018

slizard

getting drunk. excessively kickn a few back.

lets get slizard tonight. that shit sounds good to me. i got a case of budweiser so we gettin slizard tonight.

by $nowman'$exy April 26, 2010

Smitard

A person who flexes idek

Oh i got more subs than u ever will - Smitard

*cries* - kid

by Rapid Tk March 17, 2019

snizard

A cross between a snake and lizard. Resembles a snake that sprouted legs.

Oh my god, it's a snizard!

by Chad December 3, 2003

shizard

A shortened version of "shit wizard", see Shit Wizard

you are a total shizard.
A what?
You know, a shit wizard

by Johann Spengler June 26, 2008

Slizard

A slimy turd that goes straight down the toilet hole and produces a particularly powerful feeling of euphoria

I was feeling pretty rough after Jim and I split a case of Natural Light, but then I let out that slizard and I'm feeling right as rain

by King Dookey May 22, 2019

slizard

Mixing cough syrup and alchohol.

Yo, I finally made buckleys taste good, this a good slizard.

by Twistedchild September 26, 2010