slizard

getting drunk. excessively kickn a few back.

lets get slizard tonight. that shit sounds good to me. i got a case of budweiser so we gettin slizard tonight.

by $nowman'$exy April 26, 2010

slizard

Mixing cough syrup and alchohol.

Yo, I finally made buckleys taste good, this a good slizard.

by Twistedchild September 26, 2010

slizard

A slimy lizard. AKA an archivist, aka IPOD for the school.

A skinny, dirty greaseball, like a slimy lizard, or a slizard.

by Dirty Slizard April 21, 2008

Slizard

A slimy turd that goes straight down the toilet hole and produces a particularly powerful feeling of euphoria

I was feeling pretty rough after Jim and I split a case of Natural Light, but then I let out that slizard and I'm feeling right as rain

by King Dookey May 22, 2019

Slizard

Term for a person whose skin can't handle dry climate so it cracks, peels and bleeds all over the fucking place and makes a mess. Derived from a snake, a reptile who sheds often and completely, and a lizard, who sheds in small patches. Slizards tend to have major problems in places like Las Vegas, where excessive alcohol, sleep deprivation and desert air dehydrate their bodies and skin to a state of disrepair.

"Man, my skin is all fucked up"

"Yeah, you look like a slizard!"

by KenoCab January 14, 2010