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A slimy turd that goes straight down the toilet hole and produces a particularly powerful feeling of euphoria
I was feeling pretty rough after Jim and I split a case of Natural Light, but then I let out that slizard and I'm feeling right as rain
Slizard by King Dookey May 22, 2019
Mixing cough syrup and alchohol.
Yo, I finally made buckleys taste good, this a good slizard.
slizard by Twistedchild September 26, 2010
Term for a person whose skin can't handle dry climate so it cracks, peels and bleeds all over the fucking place and makes a mess. Derived from a snake, a reptile who sheds often and completely, and a lizard, who sheds in small patches. Slizards tend to have major problems in places like Las Vegas, where excessive alcohol, sleep deprivation and desert air dehydrate their bodies and skin to a state of disrepair.
"Man, my skin is all fucked up"

"Yeah, you look like a slizard!"
Slizard by KenoCab January 14, 2010
A slimy lizard. AKA an archivist, aka IPOD for the school.
A skinny, dirty greaseball, like a slimy lizard, or a slizard.
slizard by Dirty Slizard April 21, 2008

Slizzard Bag

When getting Slizzard. You have a bag with key essentials afterwards. The bag consists of a sleeping bag, toothpaste, toothbrush, and a pillow
I packed my slizzard bag, im ready to go
Slizzard Bag by crazykay87 December 3, 2010

Slizzard Trifecta 

The act of consuming alcohol to the definite point of intoxication 3 days in a row. Most commonly Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.
Dude Jon doesn't have class on Friday, I heard he is going for the slizzard trifecta
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026
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