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getting drunk. excessively kickn a few back.
lets get slizard tonight. that shit sounds good to me. i got a case of budweiser so we gettin slizard tonight.
by $nowman'$exy April 26, 2010
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A slimy turd that goes straight down the toilet hole and produces a particularly powerful feeling of euphoria
I was feeling pretty rough after Jim and I split a case of Natural Light, but then I let out that slizard and I'm feeling right as rain
by King Dookey May 22, 2019
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Term for a person whose skin can't handle dry climate so it cracks, peels and bleeds all over the fucking place and makes a mess. Derived from a snake, a reptile who sheds often and completely, and a lizard, who sheds in small patches. Slizards tend to have major problems in places like Las Vegas, where excessive alcohol, sleep deprivation and desert air dehydrate their bodies and skin to a state of disrepair.
"Man, my skin is all fucked up"

"Yeah, you look like a slizard!"
by KenoCab January 14, 2010
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