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getting drunk. excessively kickn a few back.
lets get slizard tonight. that shit sounds good to me. i got a case of budweiser so we gettin slizard tonight.
slizard by $nowman'$exy April 26, 2010
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A slimy turd that goes straight down the toilet hole and produces a particularly powerful feeling of euphoria
I was feeling pretty rough after Jim and I split a case of Natural Light, but then I let out that slizard and I'm feeling right as rain
Slizard by King Dookey May 22, 2019
Mixing cough syrup and alchohol.
Yo, I finally made buckleys taste good, this a good slizard.
slizard by Twistedchild September 26, 2010
Term for a person whose skin can't handle dry climate so it cracks, peels and bleeds all over the fucking place and makes a mess. Derived from a snake, a reptile who sheds often and completely, and a lizard, who sheds in small patches. Slizards tend to have major problems in places like Las Vegas, where excessive alcohol, sleep deprivation and desert air dehydrate their bodies and skin to a state of disrepair.
"Man, my skin is all fucked up"

"Yeah, you look like a slizard!"
Slizard by KenoCab January 14, 2010
A slimy lizard. AKA an archivist, aka IPOD for the school.
A skinny, dirty greaseball, like a slimy lizard, or a slizard.
slizard by Dirty Slizard April 21, 2008

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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