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The art, skill, or accomplishments of a slizut.
Look at the way that chick over there is dressed, she is practicing some serious slizardry.

That girl is really working her slizardry to get in that dude's pants.
Slizardry by RellicIHave October 18, 2010
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getting drunk. excessively kickn a few back.
lets get slizard tonight. that shit sounds good to me. i got a case of budweiser so we gettin slizard tonight.
slizard by $nowman'$exy April 26, 2010
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A slimy turd that goes straight down the toilet hole and produces a particularly powerful feeling of euphoria
I was feeling pretty rough after Jim and I split a case of Natural Light, but then I let out that slizard and I'm feeling right as rain
Slizard by King Dookey May 22, 2019
Yo, I finally made buckleys taste good, this a good slizard.
slizard by Twistedchild September 26, 2010
Term for a person whose skin can't handle dry climate so it cracks, peels and bleeds all over the fucking place and makes a mess. Derived from a snake, a reptile who sheds often and completely, and a lizard, who sheds in small patches. Slizards tend to have major problems in places like Las Vegas, where excessive alcohol, sleep deprivation and desert air dehydrate their bodies and skin to a state of disrepair.
"Man, my skin is all fucked up"

"Yeah, you look like a slizard!"
Slizard by KenoCab January 14, 2010
A slimy lizard. AKA an archivist, aka IPOD for the school.
A skinny, dirty greaseball, like a slimy lizard, or a slizard.
slizard by Dirty Slizard April 21, 2008
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