slizard

getting drunk. excessively kickn a few back.

lets get slizard tonight. that shit sounds good to me. i got a case of budweiser so we gettin slizard tonight.

by $nowman'$exy April 26, 2010

Slizard

A slimy turd that goes straight down the toilet hole and produces a particularly powerful feeling of euphoria

I was feeling pretty rough after Jim and I split a case of Natural Light, but then I let out that slizard and I'm feeling right as rain

by King Dookey May 22, 2019

slizard

Mixing cough syrup and alchohol.

Yo, I finally made buckleys taste good, this a good slizard.

by Twistedchild September 26, 2010

Slizard

Term for a person whose skin can't handle dry climate so it cracks, peels and bleeds all over the fucking place and makes a mess. Derived from a snake, a reptile who sheds often and completely, and a lizard, who sheds in small patches. Slizards tend to have major problems in places like Las Vegas, where excessive alcohol, sleep deprivation and desert air dehydrate their bodies and skin to a state of disrepair.

"Man, my skin is all fucked up"

"Yeah, you look like a slizard!"

by KenoCab January 14, 2010

slizard

A slimy lizard. AKA an archivist, aka IPOD for the school.

A skinny, dirty greaseball, like a slimy lizard, or a slizard.

by Dirty Slizard April 21, 2008

Slizzard Bag

When getting Slizzard. You have a bag with key essentials afterwards. The bag consists of a sleeping bag, toothpaste, toothbrush, and a pillow

I packed my slizzard bag, im ready to go

by crazykay87 December 3, 2010

Slizzard Trifecta

The act of consuming alcohol to the definite point of intoxication 3 days in a row. Most commonly Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.

Dude Jon doesn't have class on Friday, I heard he is going for the slizzard trifecta

by Madtown Monstars March 10, 2011