smirge

The act of semi or incomplete sexual intercourse to the point whereby you are unsure if it counts.

"Beth, did John take your virginity last night?"
"I'm not sure. I'm a semi virgin. I'm a smirgin. He smirged me."

by Smirgin July 25, 2014

Smirge

Deriving from Semi-Virgin. The act of half or partial sex, originally with a virgin but can also mean with anyone.

'Oh man, He had sex in the toilet again yesterday'...
'Nah it was only a couple of in and outs, it was just a smirge'

by chel90 July 26, 2014

Smire

To eat something. Preferably an edible element, such as food, or more precisely, a piece of chicken.

I smired that chicken so hard.

by PeteZahHutt February 3, 2013

Finger in the sminger

When performing sexual fingering and the goo of the anus/ vagina sticks to your finger and the aroma will not go away.

Hey man ! I preformed the crab claw on Jennifer's butthole but now ive got a finger in the sminger

by Dildohands May 18, 2015

smidgen

Cookery term for a small amount.

add a smidgen of salt

by sally from home and away April 18, 2003

Sminge

A particularly odorous minge or smelly minge

God that birds got a right sminge on her

by atomheartpd October 3, 2011

smigger

Slang for an african-american Smurf.

Tweeder: whats up, smiggers?
boohiss: ...

by boohiss August 10, 2003