Sminge

A particularly odorous minge or smelly minge

God that birds got a right sminge on her

by atomheartpd October 3, 2011

sminge

Any sticky, oily or messy substance.

"Don't touch that, it's covered in sminge"

by John Swain January 5, 2006

Sminge

The act of smiling and cringing at the same time

Person 1: *tells bad joke*
Person 2: *sminges* *awkward forced laugh* good one

by FuckTheWorld April 20, 2015

Sminge

A sweaty minge.

Mother: It's awfully hot today Daughter.
Daughter: I agree Mother, I've got a right old sminge.

by D1rtba6 September 3, 2017

sminge

the area between your genitals and your thighs, notably where your balls gets stuck in sticky weather

Damn boss, my balls are stuck in my sminge again

You can touch my inner thigh, but don't go up into my sminge

by DJ lil shit August 27, 2025

Sminge Hipple

a smelly ginger with a hairy nipple

andrew: i'm a pretty cat
yvie: no you're a smelly ginger with hairy nipples... a sminge hipple
andrew: i am in no way shape or form a sminge hipple.

by captain kitnipple October 18, 2012

Joel Michael Singer

A little bitch. A male Karen.

An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.

Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.

Dude, stop being such a Joel Michael Singer. Pussy is running away from us faster than Usain Bolt.

by SweatpantsLawyer May 6, 2020