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A particularly odorous minge or smelly minge
God that birds got a right sminge on her
Sminge by atomheartpd October 3, 2011
Words you can keep
Any sticky, oily or messy substance.
"Don't touch that, it's covered in sminge"
sminge by John Swain January 5, 2006
The act of smiling and cringing at the same time
Person 1: *tells bad joke*
Person 2: *sminges* *awkward forced laugh* good one
Sminge by FuckTheWorld April 20, 2015
A sweaty minge.
Mother: It's awfully hot today Daughter.
Daughter: I agree Mother, I've got a right old sminge.
Sminge by D1rtba6 September 3, 2017
the area between your genitals and your thighs, notably where your balls gets stuck in sticky weather
Damn boss, my balls are stuck in my sminge again

You can touch my inner thigh, but don't go up into my sminge
sminge by DJ lil shit August 27, 2025

Sminge Hipple 

a smelly ginger with a hairy nipple
andrew: i'm a pretty cat
yvie: no you're a smelly ginger with hairy nipples... a sminge hipple
andrew: i am in no way shape or form a sminge hipple.
Sminge Hipple by captain kitnipple October 18, 2012

Joel Michael Singer

A little bitch. A male Karen.

An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.

Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.
Dude, stop being such a Joel Michael Singer. Pussy is running away from us faster than Usain Bolt.
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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