Smirfjob
When a girl eats a blue jolly rancher or some other blue artificial food and gets a blue tongue and then proceeds to give a guy head leaving his penis a blueish color.
Smirfjob by Mewwasko@yahoo.com January 27, 2011
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smurfjob
When a girl gives you a blow job and makes your dick blue (with white semen on top) because she was sucking on blue candy.
smurfjob by aerostotle January 16, 2012
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smurfjob by arnold mcjagger January 6, 2012
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