Smirfjob

When a girl eats a blue jolly rancher or some other blue artificial food and gets a blue tongue and then proceeds to give a guy head leaving his penis a blueish color.

I gave him a smirfjob leaving his penis blue after i ate a blue jolly rancher before blowing him.

by [e-mail] January 27, 2011

smurfjob

When a girl gives you a blow job and makes your dick blue (with white semen on top) because she was sucking on blue candy.

Amanda: I just had blue Dum Dums, want a smurfjob?

by aerostotle January 16, 2012

smurfjob

a blowjob containing blue semen, blue ink, or blue paint.

friend1:why do you have blue ink all over you
friend2:i gave a smurfjob

by arnold mcjagger January 6, 2012