aerostotle's definitions

slacktimism

The mild and transitory sensation of optimism that comes from clicking "like," "share" or "retweet" on social media in support of an apparently righteous or worthy cause.

KONY 2012 was a profitable piece of slacktimism.

by aerostotle June 1, 2014

smurfjob

When a girl gives you a blow job and makes your dick blue (with white semen on top) because she was sucking on blue candy.

Amanda: I just had blue Dum Dums, want a smurfjob?

by aerostotle January 16, 2012