2 definitions by aerostotle

1
When a girl gives you a blow job and makes your dick blue (with white semen on top) because she was sucking on blue candy.
Amanda: I just had blue Dum Dums, want a smurfjob?
by aerostotle January 12, 2012
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2
The mild and transitory sensation of optimism that comes from clicking "like," "share" or "retweet" on social media in support of an apparently righteous or worthy cause.
KONY 2012 was a profitable piece of slacktimism.
by aerostotle June 01, 2014
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