smirection

An erection caused by the smile of a beautiful woman.

When she laughed at my witty joke I got the biggest smirection.

by toosweetnoname79 October 20, 2011

sherection

When a woman is sexually aroused.

"Wentworth Miller is so hot! His chiseled features are giving me a sherection!"

by chastraps October 29, 2007

searection

When you are on a boat and the motion of the ocean gives you an erection.

Captain Mike thought I got a boner when he took his shirt off, but really I just had a searection.

by Clewis March 19, 2014

Skirection

A condition in which symptoms become present when a male's desire for skiing become physically overwhelming.

When the skiier reached full skirection he carved his way onto fresh virgin powder.

-Dude did you see Bode Miller's new vid?
-Ya man, that shit gave me an enormous skirection

by Claf603 October 22, 2011

Smoretion

Smoretion: The act of cooking and eating smores, a common action someone might take while camping with a loved one.. possibly in a tent.

The couple misunderstood their desire for smoretion.

by EchoSpecial July 9, 2019

semirection

when a pienes is not fully erected but somewhat stiff

my d*** was bigger than a softy but smaller than a boner..... semirection

by gangsta4lifeXD November 22, 2011

Sherection

When you get a mighty raging veiny boner over the one and only ogre Lord shrek.

Timothy sat quietly watching Shrek when he all of a sudden felt his mighty Sherection rise at the sight of the wonderful ogre Lord Shrek.

by Shrek the ogre Lord May 27, 2015