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Semirection 

When the phallus is in that often uncomfortable state of half-formed erection. Usually softens if the possesser requires it to be hard, and vice versa if he is in an uncomfortable situation for an erection.
Wearing tight jeans, Bob sucks in his stomach in the hopes that his semirection retreats into placcid-hood.

searection 

When you are on a boat and the motion of the ocean gives you an erection.
Captain Mike thought I got a boner when he took his shirt off, but really I just had a searection.
searection by Clewis March 19, 2014

Skirection 

A condition in which symptoms become present when a male's desire for skiing become physically overwhelming.
When the skiier reached full skirection he carved his way onto fresh virgin powder.

-Dude did you see Bode Miller's new vid?
-Ya man, that shit gave me an enormous skirection
Skirection by Claf603 October 22, 2011

smirection

When she laughed at my witty joke I got the biggest smirection.
smirection by toosweetnoname79 October 20, 2011

Semection 

Sem-ection.
This is the same as an Eremi and refers to your penis when it is between the semi-hard stage and a full erection.

It's not quite a semi and not quite an erection - it's a semection.
Example 1:
Girl: "Have you got a hard on!?"
Guy: "No"
Girl: "Yes you do!! It's bigger than a semi"
Guy: "I have a semection!"

Example 2:
"Lying beside this girl in bed it may have looked like I was semi'd up but I had a full semection on the go, if she was naked I would've had an erection."
Semection by ShyTed77 April 5, 2010

Semi-rection 

When a man sees some-one hot and gets a half erection
When your penis grows bigger but it doesnt go upwards like a normal erection and is therefore a half erection giving the name semi-rection
Dude 1: Man that girls hot!
Dude 2: Shes ayt ive only got a Semi-rection

Dave: Man my balls are so small so im going to try to get a Semi-rection to make it look bigger.
Semi-rection by Superjordz September 10, 2007
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