Skyrection

When one has an erection for the popular game, Skyrim.

One who struts a Skyrection is likely to fail in every aspect in life, other than in the game Skyrim.

Symptoms of having a Skyrection include game play of Skyrim of 6+ hours daily, sexual arousal towards dragons and Skyrim creatures, obesity, death, loss of education, and/or loss of career.

Person A: Hey, have you seen Jim lately?

Person B: Haven't you heard? He quit his job to support his Skyrection. It's so big it's like he swallowed a whole bottle of Skyagra.

Person A: Damn dude. We better start planning his funeral.

by yksvohcec July 8, 2012

sherection

When a woman is sexually aroused.

"Wentworth Miller is so hot! His chiseled features are giving me a sherection!"

by chastraps October 29, 2007

searection

When you are on a boat and the motion of the ocean gives you an erection.

Captain Mike thought I got a boner when he took his shirt off, but really I just had a searection.

by Clewis March 19, 2014

Skirection

A condition in which symptoms become present when a male's desire for skiing become physically overwhelming.

When the skiier reached full skirection he carved his way onto fresh virgin powder.

-Dude did you see Bode Miller's new vid?
-Ya man, that shit gave me an enormous skirection

by Claf603 October 22, 2011

smirection

An erection caused by the smile of a beautiful woman.

When she laughed at my witty joke I got the biggest smirection.

by toosweetnoname79 October 20, 2011

Skypeationship

A relationship between two people carried out entirely over the Skype instant messaging platform. For a Skypeationship to be genuine no other communication methods must be employed between the two parties at any time during the

Dude! I've been on Skype all night having this awesome Skypeationship with this chick.

by vincelockyer December 26, 2010

Sherection

When you get a mighty raging veiny boner over the one and only ogre Lord shrek.

Timothy sat quietly watching Shrek when he all of a sudden felt his mighty Sherection rise at the sight of the wonderful ogre Lord Shrek.

by Shrek the ogre Lord May 27, 2015