smilesman

Someone who smiles a lot, or very noticeably.

Brian Kibler smiles a lot, he is a smilesman

smilesman by PeterSimp October 28, 2012

Salesmanipulationship 

A more accurate term to describe the art of "Salesmanship".

As selling people things in our consumer culture is about wants, not needs; appealing to ego and irrational desires, not demonstrating the long-term value of owning the product.
Salesmanipulationship is about deceit, coercion, and putting someone into a pressure-cooker so they are unable to think critically on what they are about to do.

A woman went into the shop to buy a $50 black dress, she came out not only with the dress but with nearly $60 in accessories for it, thanks to the clerk's Salesmanipulationship.

Salesmanipulationship by -spectre- March 20, 2010

Number 1 Rated Salesman1997 

Spamton

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EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE Number 1 Rated Salesman1997
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Number 1 Rated Salesman1997 by UrbanDicter1 February 21, 2022

Summer's Eve Salesman 

A gigantic douche bag. WAY beyond the realm of simply being a douche. A purveyor of douche bags. One who specializes in the sale of feminine hygiene products.

Person one: My ex boyfriend called last night and asked me out for a drink.

Person two: I can't believe you're going to hang out with that Summer's Eve Salesman again.

Summer's Eve Salesman by Annahoj June 1, 2007

Smoleman 

The relationship between Doctor Who actors Matt Smith and Jenna Coleman and the act of shipping them together either platonically or romantically.

I ship Smoleman so hard.

Smoleman by ohhmystarss February 2, 2015

Sushi Salesman 

Someone who sells fish (Selfish)

A certain D-line working in SF Financial District eats all the food in the pantry and then turns around and calls other people selfish. He's the only sushi salesman in the tri-state area.

Sushi Salesman by yanceypants April 21, 2010

scientology salesman 

The guy who repeatedly calls and emails you to come to Dianetics office to take a personality test. Really, it's just another way to convince you to buy more scientology crap.

Jon: "I honestly don't want to be a scientologist."

Greg: "Ha, HA, HA, ha...I knew you would say that.That's why I want you to purchase this workbook from Ron, it explains exactly how you are feeling right now."

Jon: "Tom Cruise is gay."

Greg: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Jon: "Ha, got rid of that scientology salesman."

scientology salesman by jvarna5 February 1, 2008