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smileson 

Smileson expresses his feelings and gets sympathy.
smileson by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Smileson 

Smileson shows his expressions and gains sympathy.
Smileson by Smileson November 23, 2021

smilestone 

a big point in your life that you can't help but smile about whenever you think of it. a smiley milestone!!!
"Dude that was hilarious. That will be a smilestone for sure."

"Remember when we snuck out and went skinnydipping?"
"Yeah, what a smilestone in our relationship."
smilestone by tricky tractor March 8, 2010

Smilezoned 

When you approach a member of the opposite sex to ask them out and they respond with a pitying smile.
Robert confidently approached the blonde at the bar and offered to buy her a drink. She briefly turned to him, gave a pitying smile, then turned away as if nothing had happened. Robert, visibly deflated, slunk back to his friends. One turned to him sympathetically and said, 'Smilezoned again?' A dejected Robert nodded pathetically, then wept into his cheap off-brand vodka and cola.
Smilezoned by SMZ June 3, 2013
Word of the Day on June 5, 2013

SmilesNike9876 

The realest nigga that created the best league of fortnite players within the Nimbus Sovereignty. He even has the most specs in the game and is best friends with Chemlaka.
I want to fuck the shit out of SmilesNike9876
SmilesNike9876 by BigBlackSmiles January 31, 2021

SmileSunshinee44 

A pretty hot gypsie woman who has the most lickable eyes. Says there bad at video games but are actually really good, just lets the pressure get to them to much. Has dwarf hands, smells like cheeseburgers (a high class cheeseburger). Probs the most beaut woman I have ever seen in and out. A man that broke there trust and hurt them felt bad, but moved. And hopes they have long been, and finds there way to happiness. (Also, flashbangs and concussions WITH scavenger seem to attract this particular mammal :))))
SmileSunshinee44: *waits 8 months*
Me: *returns*

Smilesunshinee44: "HEY!"
Me: *jumps up* "Who tf are you?!"
Smilesunshinee44: :(
Me: :o*remembers, continues to flash and concuss them to oblivion*
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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