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smile bones

My smile bones hurt when I eat something cold.
smile bones by BardleyMcBeard June 8, 2018

Smile boner 

Noun:
A smile that is clearly noticeable to others and lasts for 5 minutes or longer.
I had the most amazing time with my boyfriend tonight! He gives me such a smile boner that I can't contain it!

Have you had your smile boner today?
Smile boner by Stickart95 May 2, 2018

smile bones

The bones/muscles you use when you smile or suck dick
I broke my girls smile bones when she sucked my dick
smile bones by DingDongDylan May 23, 2018

Boned Smile 

The smile you get when you're around a friend who's mom, sister, or girlfriend you have boned (had sex with).
"I can't go around mike, I'll get a Boned Smile."
Boned Smile by Hobo Destroyer September 26, 2009

All Smiles and Boners 

The state of mind a male enters when he subconsciously has a sexual fantasy, usually in the middle of class, church, a movie, at dinner, or any other inappropriate time.

It isn't until about three minutes into this mental state that smiles and boners occurs within the male and he realizes that he has been having sexual fantasies for an extended duration of time.

The temporary phase usually lasts until the boner becomes obvious, someone notices the male's lack of attention, or some other stimulus draws the male out of his state of arousal.
I was all smiles and boners until an old lady said, "I see you staring at your dog's pussy."
All Smiles and Boners by mourkeer August 13, 2012

Smilezoned 

When you approach a member of the opposite sex to ask them out and they respond with a pitying smile.
Robert confidently approached the blonde at the bar and offered to buy her a drink. She briefly turned to him, gave a pitying smile, then turned away as if nothing had happened. Robert, visibly deflated, slunk back to his friends. One turned to him sympathetically and said, 'Smilezoned again?' A dejected Robert nodded pathetically, then wept into his cheap off-brand vodka and cola.
Smilezoned by SMZ June 3, 2013
Word of the Day on June 5, 2013
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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