Definitions by BardleyMcBeard

smile bones

Teeth

My smile bones hurt when I eat something cold.

smile bones by BardleyMcBeard June 8, 2018

Tuscaloosa Rip

To grab a sandwich and rip it, roughly, down the middle

He gave that PB&J the ol' Tuscaloosa rip

Tuscaloosa Rip by BardleyMcBeard October 26, 2015

non-union bone stimulator

Prostitute

I'm going downtown to find a non-union bone stimulator tonight.

non-union bone stimulator by BardleyMcBeard August 28, 2013

cock pits 

For guys only really... Cock Pits are the area between your junk and your legs...

Its so fucking hot in here my cock pits are soaked.

cock pits by BardleyMcBeard February 8, 2008