Urban Dictionary: Definitions by BardleyMcBeard

smile bones

My smile bones hurt when I eat something cold.

by BardleyMcBeard June 8, 2018

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Tuscaloosa Rip

To grab a sandwich and rip it, roughly, down the middle

He gave that PB&J the ol' Tuscaloosa rip

by BardleyMcBeard October 26, 2015

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non-union bone stimulator

I'm going downtown to find a non-union bone stimulator tonight.

by BardleyMcBeard August 28, 2013

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cock pits

For guys only really... Cock Pits are the area between your junk and your legs...

Its so fucking hot in here my cock pits are soaked.

by BardleyMcBeard February 8, 2008

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