cock pits

For guys only really... Cock Pits are the area between your junk and your legs...
Its so fucking hot in here my cock pits are soaked.
by BardleyMcBeard February 08, 2008
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smile bones

My smile bones hurt when I eat something cold.
by BardleyMcBeard June 08, 2018
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Tuscaloosa Rip

To grab a sandwich and rip it, roughly, down the middle
He gave that PB&J the ol' Tuscaloosa rip
by BardleyMcBeard October 26, 2015
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