The first gay Christian. Evidence of Smidor was found inscribed upon wooden plates in the sewers of
Chicago, where it
said (after being translated): "And lo, God looked upon Smidor, and said 'It's
cool.' And lo, Smidor was allowed to be gay. Thanks God."
It's also pronounced with an invisible b, like "Smibdor."
I just
read a really interesting article about Smidor. Did you
know he used his enchanted revolver to shoot Nephilim after they rebelled against God, and that's why Nephilim don't exist
today?