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Bawling
Absolutely hysterically crying
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bawling
adj.
1. Crying uncontrollably (rare)
2. Spending extravagant amounts of my "cheese" on shiny objects and over weight females.
3. Having a large amount of money on your person at any given time.
4. Just plain awesome.
5. Consisting of or resembling hair: moss of a hairy texture.
6. Shaving your gouche on a Thursday while high on cocaine during 1980.
1. Crying uncontrollably (rare)
2. Spending extravagant amounts of my "cheese" on shiny objects and over weight females.
3. Having a large amount of money on your person at any given time.
4. Just plain awesome.
5. Consisting of or resembling hair: moss of a hairy texture.
6. Shaving your gouche on a Thursday while high on cocaine during 1980.
e.g.
1. Why is my bitch bawling like a cat that just had its paw cut off.
2. That rapper is bawling! He just paid $200 to get his whore's nails did.
3. I have $40 bucks on me. BAWLING!
4. Barney Stinson. It's going to be LEGEN... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second part is ..DAIRY.
5. That chick's face looks bawling.
6. I was bawling with Dirt Nasty until the stock market plummeted. Year 1980 (MCMLXXX) was a leap year starting on Tuesday.
1. Why is my bitch bawling like a cat that just had its paw cut off.
2. That rapper is bawling! He just paid $200 to get his whore's nails did.
3. I have $40 bucks on me. BAWLING!
4. Barney Stinson. It's going to be LEGEN... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second part is ..DAIRY.
5. That chick's face looks bawling.
6. I was bawling with Dirt Nasty until the stock market plummeted. Year 1980 (MCMLXXX) was a leap year starting on Tuesday.
Bawling
Crying your eyes out and nothing and no one can cajole you off the floor where you are thumping your fists.
Bawling by Hani Giraffe November 17, 2011
Bawling fart ravine
"I can't believe that ordinary, decent people would waste their time listening to such a bawling fart ravine!".
Bawling fart ravine by David Bryant January 30, 2003
bawling out
bawling out by VAKI5 May 9, 2005
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